Monthly Archives: March 2009

Cabbage feast

Here’s Stassjy staring off at the mountains while we were out walking: Here’s me mesmerized by the fire in the stove: Here’s a picture of a tree I took while I was hiking with the pups … Stassj made me … Continue reading

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Sexy Man in a Snake-Skin Suit

I went on Oprah and she decided to give me a celebrity makeover so I can work on Wall Street and get all the honeys — you know, sophisticated ladies that shit in toilets instead of old cat litter buckets. … Continue reading

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