Here is me taking a bath:

Jesse taking a little birdbath in a pot of water

We also have a big pooping hole outside … it’s just a big hole in the ground … you just walk out the front door and down this little trail:

Trail to the pooping hole

The pooper is in that big depression … there is a door over it to keep the puppies out of the hole … they love eating turds and then coming to give us kisses

The poopin' hole

But sometimes Stassj just does this … fittingly enough, it happens to be a kitty litter bucket.

Stassj pooping in her kitty litter bucket

She says that I am supposed to write that she does it because she has some weird foot fungus and doesn’t want to have to put shoes on to go outside … there is some truth to that. She does have burning red spots all over her feet right now … but I think that it has to do more with being a big old wimp that likes keeping her tooter next to a nice warm fire instead of baring it to the snowy winds

And she’s going to beat the hell out of me when she comes in for the spring and reads this … look at the freakin’ muscles on this girl:

Stassj showing off her monster biceps